You've been drooling over a lot of lesbian porn GIFs lately. Then you get pretty gay-sounding when you talk about how pretty her hair is and how nice her boobs are and how she's totally a catch and Jeff didn't even deserve her because if you were her girlfriend, you'd be so good to her.ģ. You regularly say you'd totally date your female BFF (or some other celebrity) if you were gay. Is it because she's just a very pretty human being, or because it awakened the inner queer inside your brain and now you don't know what to believe anymore? You have no idea, but you definitely masturbate to her, so there's that.Ģ. You lost your entire mind when Ruby Rose guest-starred on Orange Is the New Black. And while sexuality is fluid and largely indefinable in simple terms, here are some 'maybe homo' signs.ġ. Plus, most women are at least somewhat attracted to the same sex anyway, so you're in good company. While there's no one determining factor that defines being queer, if you've been wondering about your straightness or lack thereof, there could be a few telltale signs that you're not entirely on the heterosexual bandwagon.